Amusing things in an amusing world.

Apr 16 2014
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ericscomics:

I ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger…

But she sure is tryin’

(via tastefullyoffensive)

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tom-marvolo-dildo:

hey guys as it’s starting to get warmer out i'd like to remind everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water!

(via lovelikepizza)

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jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

(via c0ld-kittens)

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thorkizilla:

Avengers Assemble 1x17 - Savages [x]

I WAS ALL SET TO BE MAD THAT THEY WERE MAKING THOR A BIG, DESTRUCTIVE, DUMB IDIOT.

BUT NO.

HE’S JUST AN OBNOXIOUS DICK WHO THINKS IT’S FUNNY TO CALL LIGHTNING IN THROUGH THE WINDOW TO MAKE POPCORN AND TOTALLY WRECK ALL OF TONY’S SHIT.

AND THE HULK SUGGESTING THINGS TO DO NEXT.  I LOST MY FUCKING SHIT AND I’M NOT SURE I’M EVER GETTING IT BACK NOW.

WHAT A COUPLE OF ASSSHOLES.  I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

(via detoxtoretox)

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Apr 15 2014
death-by-lulz:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

death-by-lulz:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: clambistro)

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sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

(via dutchster)

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gwydionae:

themindofmatt:

If you’re a Spider-Man fan and you’re not watching Ultimate Spider-Man, you need to.

……..why am I not watching this show?

*adds to list of things to check out when I can actually pay attention to what’s on the screen*

(via loki-has-stolen-the-tardis)

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